#soz this is awful

[charlatanlord]

closed starter: @novaxmor

As he ordered his scotch Gabriel's eyes scanned the room, seeking a quiet corner where he could relax and unwind after a day spent navigating the treacherous waters of high society, and the pub he stood in now seemed perfect for it. Spotting an unoccupied table near the hearth, he made his way there, acknowledging the nods and curious glances from the regular patrons as he passed by.

The warmth from the crackling fire in the hearth enveloped him as he settled into the wooden chair, embracing him like an old friend. He loosened the top button of his tailored waistcoat, feeling the tension from the day slowly melt away, eyes searching the lively place with a quiet interest.

[immortaladonis]

Axel Arigato AW23 Collection

[harryandmeghansussex]

Invictus moments with the Duke and Duchess.

[blue-eyed---dreamer]

Bastille at The Atlantis in Washington DC!

Eleventh year as a fan, eleventh Bas gig, and first time at barricade!

[l48yr1nth]

im going to make an emo anime wolf oc hes gonna be soooo edgy and powerful nobody can stop me

[madwickedawesome]

emetophobia warning under the cut (me complaining about my lovely acid reflux issue)

genuinely going fucking crazy with gerd i was so excited to go to school today and then my body decided to puke up like 2 cups of the thickest bile ive ever seen it was actually so fucking gross like what the hell😭

[vullcanica]

@und3rdark cont. from x

 Curiosity had always been her guilty vice. A thing overindulged to the point of prying intrusion, oft to the great detriment or benefit of others. It all depended, in truth, whether she sought knowledge for its sake alone, or pursued other ends through it. So she inquires in measure, undecided on reason - only seeking to know more about the peculiar dark-dwelling elf who'd come to her aid earlier. A venture more out of gratitude than want for upper hand.

 It seems she's missed a fork in the road - that trecherous footpath called discretion - somewhere along her journey. With how swiftly Asyrn passes off a century spent near Menzoberranzan almost like an afterthought, it makes her think she should've started lighter. She thought she had.

 "In the hands of a professional, then. And one so kind to lend me passage. -- A rare treasure in these parts."

 Travellers and heroes lingered in ill places, she knew. In her limited experience - light-loving creature as she was - none quite so ill as this corner of the earth. It would be a strong choice, if volitious. And lucky for her, no matter if it had been.

 The path through wet rock and puddles is a harrowing one, tedious to the best of legs without experience of terrain. Her step is surer now, having watched Asyrn move quick and practiced through dips and elevations like he's learned them blind, but still she, with her slower legs, lags far behind and catches up slow and steady, neither tired nor very fussed about it. -- Frustrations have seldom been known to change an outcome. She passes the flat of her palms down her abysmally rumpled front while she watched Asyrn peer down the tunnel. Whatever he sees there seems to inform the question.

 "Not hungry enough to stop quite yet." She eyes the fork and glances at her guide with a questioning raise of the brow. "I suppose it should depend on what lies ahead."

[andshewasamovie]

inspired by the lovely @be3lynn, here are some things my friends said this past school year that made it ok:

A: "The URL isn't incorrect! I typed mantis shrimp!"

A: "BOSTON CREME PIE IS A FUCKING CAKE."

B: "Aw they sound so cute! Tories!"

B: "You're a southern white boy, of course you are! Tell me I'm wrong."

C: "I can’t."

C: "I'm a famous bad boy!"

C: "Let me move your knees."

C: "Fastest fuck in the west!"

Me: "I'm not sure that's something to be proud of, frankly."

D: "It's like throwing a Gummi worm into a ring of children."

D: "Liberals want to change Nosferatu to They/Them-feratu."

E: "I'm five foot three, you son of a bitch."

E: "You're helping heal them of horny!"

F: "Very wet cocktail shaker."

G: "Stop prophisizing and play UNO!!!"

and finally, from yours truly:

"I will never understand attraction to men."

"You'd be a really prolific murderer."

[liauditore]

Wait who tf was holding the leash-

🫵

[dizzy-pixels]

I don't know if it's unpopular opinion or anything but I don't want Gon to get his nen back

[voxmilia]

yall ever just bust out a 800 word flash fic out of spite

[unholywood]

after exhausted from a long day’s travel, gus rests his head on six’s shoulder.

you don't think about it much. but the quiet sets in between you both, your nose is running, eyes are watering & you're soaked with sweat from little exertion at all.

his head leans to your shoulder. you lean, in turn, side of your head propped against his as you process each inhale. your arm hurts. ᵯɏ ⱥɍᵯ ħᵾɍⱦꞩ. it could be described in more ways, nerve-striking agony from your shoulder to the rot of your arm. your own arrogance can't take moments like this away from you, yet. the still of someone else beside you. the sunsets glow seeks to warm your cold, shuddering bones— med-x can wait. can it??? can't it? one hand wipes the drip from their nose.

“ s'on your mind? ” subside me. talk [..] say anything. help me out of mine. this is your comfort. he subverts your impatience to deaden the nerves. you'll wait a while. they reach out, one hand clasping against the inside of his forearm in a grasp of reality & self-soothing gain.

[fuckrealityfictionisbetter]

You ever stop watching a show because the writing was lazy and just straight up stupid and they made the plot more convoluting then it needed to be for the pure purpose of dragging the show out for as long as they could, only to find out everyone else holds it as a masterpiece of storytelling and the best show they’ve ever seen

[jackkennedyofficial]

new doodle page, new psike dunkin

[slutforgarlogan]

Summary: Sucking Austin off in an alleyway

Warnings: Public blowjob, oral (m!recieving), face fucking

A/N: V short drabble to get out of writers block because the writers block has been awful soz guys x

With each harsh thrust into your mouth, your knees scraped against the pavement, the small but consistent friction starting to pierce the skin.

You whimper in pain around his cock, hearing him groan in response to the slight vibration, subtly twitching in your mouth. Hollowing out your cheeks impossibly further, you start to move your head in sync with Austins thrusts into your mouth, choking back gags as he fucks your throat.

Austin lets out an almost gutteral moan, cock twitching on your tongue as he watches the saliva collect at the corners of your mouth, spilling out of your mouth and dripping down the sides of your chin.

"fuckk you're such a good girl, taking my dick out here like a slut"

You hum in reponse, watching his face contort in pleasure as you feel a warm liquid start to fill your mouth, his last few thrusts sloppy as he pulls himself out of your mouth, watching you swallow.

Taglist: @bluerthanvelvet444 @lvxybby @coentinim @newwavesylviaplath @lacucarachapisser

[candlelitvamp]

Achoo!

A little blurb abt how jooyeon would react when you’re sick

for @joocomics (feel better pookie 🫶)

a/n: booo corny title but whatever. also i love a sickfic i fear. even tho this is borderline a crack fic… it’s not my fault he’s like that soz

honestly l think he is a little bit of a pain in the ass when you’re sick. but in an endearing way mostly

kind of just a pain in the ass in general at first tho

like you text him “sorry bb i can’t hang out today, i’m sick :(” and he replies some shit like “damn. L+ratio”

and ur like “no actually like i feel really awful” and he goes “i’m sorry babe that sucks feel better”

he does Not get the hint until you practically hit him over the head with it by saying smth like “if ONLY i had someone to COME TAKE CARE OF ME… oh how i WISH i had a handsome boy to come be my sexy nurse!!!”

you don’t hear from him for like half an hour and ur like wtf! i’ve been abandoned! and all of a sudden your front door opens and in comes jooyeon with a bag of stuff from the convenience store and pharmacy… and 2 masks on

“wow you’re not gonna kiss me better?” “baby i love you but you sound awful and i’m not trying to fuck up my voice” “you’re so mean” “i’ll kiss it better with the masks on?” “Ew No WTF That’s Weird”

he is a sweetie tho. takes your temperature, gives you medicine and vitamins (he looked up what to get you and also asked seungmin), makes you tea with lemon and honey, and snuggles you on the couch

will actually kiss you with his masks on, don’t test him

he’s actually DYINGGG to kiss you for real like he usually does All The Time

but when he left their manager warned him to be careful not to get sick and mess up his voice and he Really doesn’t want to get in trouble 😭🥲

wraps you in every blanket you own

takes your temperature again every 5 minutes

tries to cook you chicken soup with no vegetables in it??? “that won’t help me get better i need the nutrients” “but they’re gross :( and u gave you vitamins anyway” “you’re literally not eating it???” “i was gonna make two servings” “no leftovers for me tho… you’re the worst nurse ever” “at least i’m a sexy nurse ;) that’s what you asked for, right?” (and really, you kind of can’t argue with that)

makes you go to bed early, tucks you in and cuddles you

takes the masks off bc “it’s too uncomfortable to sleep with them on” and ur like “then why did u wear them in the first place???”

he has no good comeback to that

so he gives in and actually kisses you, mostly on the forehead and nose tho to at least Pretend he’s still trying not to get sick

but if you whine and pout your lips at him he’s giving you the Most gentle and tender kiss ever that will leave your face feeling hot, and not just cuz of the fever

will sing/hum softly to help you sleep while gently rubbing your back and petting your hair

let’s out a sigh of relief when you fall asleep cuz he really hates seeing you uncomfortable/in pain :((

if he ends up getting sick after though… godspeed

you’re lucky to have each other though, and worse case scenario at least you can be sick together 🥹